Um, how do you know him??!!

Tonight at dinner, Ethan asked if we would all like to hear his story.
He says, "it's a story about boy named Michael Jackson. He wanted to play baseball with his kids, but then he decided to come home and play and the sprinkler."
"really, cool, um, who were his kids?"
"um, I can't tell you what the kids names are because it's a secret message."

Um. How do you know who Michael Jackson is????!!!!
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