Ethan, Ethan, Ethan...

Ok, so we're just sitting here...and out of nowhere...

Ethan - "When will I have to find a girlfriend?"

Mom - "a girlfriend!?"

Ethan - "Yeah, a girlfriend so I can marry her and get babies."

Mom - "Hold on, I gotta write this down, why do you want a girlfriend??"

Ethan - "Because when I grow up I don't know what to do without a girlfriend!"