The Ethan Dictionary

We're in the car the other day, and I am asked, 

"Do you know what meat means, mom?"

"Meat? No, Ethan what does meat mean?"

"Um, it means...when you eat yourself, and you lick your face here, here, here and here (pointing to the fours corners of his mouth). Yeah, and that's what the humpback whales do."

Ethan, I don't know where you're learning this stuff, but keep telling me, cause you crack me up!