His Father's Son

Ethan (from Bathroom): "Mom, can you come wipe my butt??"

Mom: "Yes, I'm coming"

E: "I pooped"

M: "ok, flush and let's put your clothes back on"

E (backing up against the wall): "Hahahahaha"

M: "Do you need to go more?"

E: "no, hahaha, nope"

M: "Then put your clothes..."

E's rear end: "Fart" 

E: " hahahahahaha"

M: "ETHAN!" 

E's Rear End: "Fart."

E: "hahaha"

  

E's Rear End: "Toot."

 

E: "hehehehe!" 

 

E's Rear End: "Pfft."

  

"Hahahahahaha!"

M: "hehe, Ethan, come on."

E: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt! "HAHAHAH! That. Was. A. Big. One!!!!"

M: (insert Hysterical Laughter here.)