Friday, July 18, 2008

This puke is BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Oh my, I guess we have found the culprit.  Those nasty little bananas have messed with my girl's tummy one too many times! To hell with you I say!  Bananas, thou shalt not enter my dwellings againeth! (or however they spoke back then, you know, when all the bananas were reeking havoc on small villages, that era). Any way, it's back again, and with a vengeance.  Those nasty pukes that I thought were caught by modern day petri dishes (a.k.a. toddlers), came back 1-2 hours after Hannah ate her first serving of bananas since the last sickness.  I thought for sure it was a fluke, but now I know, and I am never giving them to her again!After pulling into the commisary parking lot, she threw up in her carseat (exorcist style).  I was astounded as to how much it was.  The size of an infants tummy is a lot bigger than I thought.  I drove home immediately, helpless as she kept heaving in the back seat.  Got her inside, in the tub washed off, only to have her puke again.  By the evening, I was reduced to this:
(which is a great idea if they won't quite puking, I even thought to myself, "I should post this in a mommy tips blog or something!")
So Ethan, Hannah, and I were all chilling in the bathroom and of course I was all dramatic thinking this was so stressful, then Ethan broke the tension with a real hum dinger.
He looked over at me, pointed at my cleavage, and asked, "Is that your butt?"

The day ended in laughter, which is always a good thing.


jen dare said...

oh poor Hannah! seriously though, good idea! i always am relieved when the kids are in the tub after they puke...quick cleanup!! and you gotta love Ethan...that was too funny!!

Catherine said...

HAhahaha!! That was awesome, Ethan! I hope Hannah is doing much better!!! ttys!

usmcfamily04 said...

hilarious, as always. I am not sure it is the bananas...maybe you should try again! HA! It is scary how much they can throw up! I hope hannah feels better soon!

lisa said...

Im sorry!! That stinks but maybe there is some comfort in knowing that since its not a virus at least it cant spread to the rest of you! Also, I was reading your Ethanism's blog out loud to PC and "little ears" were listening so for the last couple days Nathan has been saying "Gawd dangit 'youie' " He has also come up with a new one of his own which I have no IDEA where it came from: "bad ass." He fell on the sidewalk yesterday let out a big sigh and said "Ugh...bad ass."

Anonymous said...

I may have just peed my pants-Andrea