Ethan-isms
2 ½ years old.
E: I have to go poop.
M: Ok, let’s go.
E: Uh…uh…uh.
M: Are you going poop?
E: Uh, I can’t, it’s too hard.
M: Oh, is it too hard to go poop?
E: Yeah, it’s too hard, the poop is too hard, we have to get scissors.
M: Uncontrollable laughter.
D: What do you want to be when you grow up?
E: uh…a pillow.
D: Who’s pillow?
E: Louie’s
M: What kind of pillow will you be?
E: ummmm, orange!
M: We’ve got to learn our days.
E: Yeah, we have to learn our days.
M: Is today Monday?
E: Yeah, today’s Monday.
M: Why is daddy home? Is today a holiday?
E: Yeah, today’s a hot day.
M: Are you going to just do the opposite of everything I tell you??!
E: Yeah, I have to.
M: Ok, here are your stickers for going poop!
E: Yeah stickers! I look at them ok?
M: Sure. Want to put them in your sticker book?
E: oh yeah!
M: Where did your sticker book go?
E: Oh, just leave it, ok? I just look at them for a little bit.
Some are just funny for the mere fact he speaks like an adult. Stay tuned, more to come!
2 comments:
does he have to buy his shorts at k-mart? ha! sorry...the day of the week one especially made me think of rain man!!!! kids say the darndest things...get the scissors! ha!!!
the scissors one is hilarious!
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